March 2012
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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so i checked out an intro chemistry textbook in order to have some idea what i’m doing
and i am so pleased to be doing math :DDDDD
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ITTY WODEHOUSE
ITTIER SEAMUS
“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism)
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February 2012
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Missing e {browser extension for tumblr}: PROTIP:... →
missing-e:
It’s actually quite possible, thanks to Missing e and Tumblr power user, TJ!
So, here’s how it works:
TJ maintains a Tumblr account called soundofthebeep which posts the date and time (in the Eastern Time Zone) every 15 minutes. He also has set up soundofthebeeputc which posts the date…
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beamkatanachronicles:
malallory:
This is the...
Archer is kind of hilarious
Unfortunately, laughing just makes me cough. Ow.
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
EFFING A, MAN. THIS. (via spastasmagoria)
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So apparently I caught death! But nowI have medication and several days off of work, so I’ll just chill in bed for a while.
And budgerigars, Mucinex is magical and I am atocked up for the next time I don’t have a prescription.
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CAN I STOP FUCKING COUGHING FOR FIFTEEN GODDAMN...
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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SWEET JESUS GOD I AM SICK OF ENDLESSLY COUGHING
I JUST WANT TO TAKE A NAP
I CANNOT STOP COUGHING LONG ENOUGH TO FALL ASLEEP
I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM COUGHING AND IT FEELS LIKE I’M GARGLNG SANDPAPER
AUUUUUUUGH
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in which our geek cards are left in our jeans...
Jackie: [catches a glimpse of my dash] Was that Gary Oldman?
Spooky: [scrolls back to the post in question] No, it's, uh, shit... Freeman.
Jackie: Fuck, what's his name.
Spooky: It's not... Gary Freeman...
Jackie: Mor-no it's not Morgan Freeman.
Spooky: Or Martin Freeman.
Jackie: Jeez!
Spooky I never noticed how similar those sound.
Jackie: ...Gordon Freeman!
Spooky: Hey that's kind of similar too.
Jackie: Gary Freeman, [so much laughing]
Spooky: If you hadn't asked if it was Gary Oldman we would have remembered his name right away!
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